From: Bliss Magazine

“Grannies rub whipped cream on me!”

When his Mum bought him an elephant-shaped thong for his 16th birthday, Kirk Woodend decided on his future career—as a stripper! The 19-year-old is now a, er, dancer with Adonis Cabaret in Birmingham, and says when it comes to the audience, the grannies are the worst!

“They’re outrageous,” Kirk reckons. “One 76-year-old stole my thong — while I was still wearing it!” Kirk knows how to play up to his younger admirers, though. “Girls write phone numbers in their underwear and throw it on stage — I’m too much of a gentlemen to say no!”

And what does Mum say about all this behaviour? She loves what I do. I don’t know how she’d feel about my other career in adult films, though!” Hmm, we’ve heard enough now, Kirk!