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Joke: Why does Santa always come down the chimney?Because it SOOTS him!
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Joke: What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?Frostbite!
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Joke: Why was Santa’s little helper sad?He had low elf esteem!
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Joke: What do you call a cat on a beach at Christmas?Sandy Claus!
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Joke: What do snowmen have for breakfast?Snowflakes!
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Joke: Why is Santa such a good driver?Because he’s always in pole position!
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Joke: What do you call a man clapping at Christmas?Santapplause!
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Joke: What sort of mobile does Santa have?Pay as you ho!
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Joke: What goes ho ho ho thud?Santa laughing his head off!
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Friday, August 2, 2013
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