Free Christmas Cards Free Christmas Cards Send your FREE Christmas Card Funnies, courtesy of Adonis Cabaret! Click on the card that you want to send Joke: Why does Santa always come down the chimney?Because it SOOTS him! PREVIEW Joke: What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?Frostbite! PREVIEW Joke: Why was Santa’s little helper sad?He had low elf esteem! PREVIEW Joke: What do you call a cat on a beach at Christmas?Sandy Claus! PREVIEW Joke: What do snowmen have for breakfast?Snowflakes! PREVIEW Joke: Why is Santa such a good driver?Because he’s always in pole position! PREVIEW Joke: What do you call a man clapping at Christmas?Santapplause! PREVIEW Joke: What sort of mobile does Santa have?Pay as you ho! PREVIEW Joke: What goes ho ho ho thud?Santa laughing his head off! PREVIEW
