Yes can you believe it? I have been asked to write and tell all you lovelies what’s been going on in the Adonis Cabaret world and what will be coming your way soon, but first... do bald men get hair line fractures? If a stripper falls in a forest and no one is there does he make a noise? Why is abbreviation such a long word? Welcome to my brain, medication has made me this way!
Alrighty then let’s begin...
Fanny “I’m from the valleys” Dazzle is one of Adonis’s amazing drag comperes! Ok I know she’s from Wales but she is bloody funny and a damn lovely person! She can be seen in any one of the Adonis clubs, just check the web site for when and where. How does a Welshman find a sheep in long grass? Irresistible!
Stuart “pogo stick in my pants” Extreme is one for the ladies who like a man in uniform, he’s a postman! I had the great pleasure of working with Stuart, one of Adonis’s new entertainers, the other night and boy he is good! His fantastic routine had the audience in awe at his mind-blowing act! Front flips, a back somersault, then he disappears up his own bum! The whole thing is beautiful and brings a tear to one’s eye! How do snowplough drivers get too work in the morning?
Supporting Good Causes
On a more serious note this is a picture of the Adonis Team presenting another £1000 cheque to “Break Through Breast Cancer”, a charity that we regularly support. This would not have been possible without your generous support and from all at Adonis Cabaret we thank you all so very much!
You can find details of all our performers, venues, dates etc on www.adoniscabaret.co.uk
As for myself I will be writing an “Agony Uncle” column so please feel free to email me any of your troubles and I will give you the answers to your woes and fears!
Don't forget to visit the show on your girl's night out, click the locations on the right for more info.
And in closing...
To use a quote if I may from one of the best drag comperes to date, Miss Davina Sparkle,“Large gin and tonic and a larger chaser” - sorry not that one.. “Life is for living and we only have the one so smile and #uck em if they can’t take a joke”. So may I take this opportunity on behalf of all at Adonis Cabaret to thank you all for your support, screams and laughter and for making this the best job in the world for us (I also thank the spellchecker on my computer as I have used some really long words!)
See you all soon, God bless and loads of love.